I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
