so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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