Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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