I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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