Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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