he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
