Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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