Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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