Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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