yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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