My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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