Screwed.edu
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
This is my gift to your gina
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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