Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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