ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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