I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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