I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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