it hurts more in the daytime
only if we run a train.
done.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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