i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm at about main and main street
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
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