I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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