So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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