someone get that fucking seahorse.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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