I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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