I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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