Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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