Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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