i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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