She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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