We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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