Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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