you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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