I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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