In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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