There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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