But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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