The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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