Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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