he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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