so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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