We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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