So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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