I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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