I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
i out mim tonsoeep
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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