ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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