I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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