i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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