I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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