So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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