Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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