Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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