like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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