'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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