When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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